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Kuato
Posts : 1047
Join date : 2011-01-19
Age : 49
Location : im here im there im every +&%£@#ng where except home.
 |  Subject: tell us a joke Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:52 am | |
| But keep it clean lol !
My mate tries hard to get to work early to beat the crowds.
He's loving his new job with the riot police. |
|  | | Kuato
Posts : 1047
Join date : 2011-01-19
Age : 49
Location : im here im there im every +&%£@#ng where except home.
| | Subject: Re: tell us a joke Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:52 am | |
| My wife's just dropped a bombshell. She won't be coming home again. In fact, nobody from the munitions factory will be coming home again. |
| | | | Geordie
Senior Dcoy
Posts : 1288
Join date : 2010-05-19
Age : 54
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: tell us a joke Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:38 am | |
| the scientists have been trying to do this for years but didnt think its possible - now they have managed to cross a seagull with a sheep - what a ewe-tern.
lol.
G.
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| | | | Geordie
Senior Dcoy
Posts : 1288
Join date : 2010-05-19
Age : 54
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: tell us a joke Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:39 am | |
| what do you call a man with no arms or legs who swims the english channel.....
Clever dick.
Lol.
G. |
| | | | Ivor Cutler
D Coy
Posts : 149
Join date : 2012-10-28
Age : 50
| | Subject: Joke Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:47 am | |
| A woman opened the door in her dressing gown, I thought "WHAT A GREAT PLACE TO HAVE A DOOR" |
| | | | Ivor Cutler
D Coy
Posts : 149
Join date : 2012-10-28
Age : 50
| | Subject: ANOTHER JOKE Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:50 am | |
| Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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| | | | Ivor Cutler
D Coy
Posts : 149
Join date : 2012-10-28
Age : 50
| | Subject: Some more jokes Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:54 am | |
| A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'. The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "your round." The other one says "so are you, you fat bast**d!" Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. He he he he if you want some jokes let me know Ivor  |
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D Coy
Posts : 148
Join date : 2013-01-31
Location : France, work in Belgium
| | Subject: what? Ivoristra Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:01 am | |
| HaaahAAhAAA, I did not understand was your jokes, humor in English lol  |
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D Coy
Posts : 148
Join date : 2013-01-31
Location : France, work in Belgium
| | Subject: women with dressing g Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:07 am | |
| It was at this moment that Ivor comes and says to the woman with the dressing gown,: OHHH what a beautiful door, I was a prisoner to escape by if you like !  |
| | | | Kuato
Posts : 1047
Join date : 2011-01-19
Age : 49
Location : im here im there im every +&%£@#ng where except home.
| | Subject: Re: tell us a joke Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:59 am | |
| Just downloaded Louis Suarez best moments in football it was only 3 killer bites |
| | | | Kuato
Posts : 1047
Join date : 2011-01-19
Age : 49
Location : im here im there im every +&%£@#ng where except home.
| | Subject: Re: tell us a joke Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:32 am | |
| A bear walks into a bar. It's says to the barman " I'll have a gin...... ....... ....... and tonic" barman says " sure but why the big pause?". The bear says " I dont know I was born with them"
Just seen a bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought " he's trying to pull a fast one"
It was the wife's birthday the other day so I said what do you want I'll treat you to anything.
She oh great how about a spa
So I got four in before she had a chance to get her guard up.
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| | | | pegaseus
SuperDuper Dcoy
Posts : 313
Join date : 2012-11-19
Age : 34
Location : groningen-city Netherlands
| | Subject: Haha Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:56 am | |
| ____------LOL------____on the first one ____------LOL------____on the second one ____------LOL------____on the third one ____------LOL------____The fourth Im gonna try that one haha!  |
| | | | Kuato
Posts : 1047
Join date : 2011-01-19
Age : 49
Location : im here im there im every +&%£@#ng where except home.
| | | | | Kuato
Posts : 1047
Join date : 2011-01-19
Age : 49
Location : im here im there im every +&%£@#ng where except home.
| | Subject: Re: tell us a joke Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:42 am | |
| I see the caped crusader lost his marbles and set fire to a priest... Holy smokes batman
Went to the zoo the other day they only had one animal it was a dog..... It was a shih tzu
Had a terrible game of golf today. I only hit two good balls all day... That was when I stood on a rake. |
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